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Jonathan Freeman
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You're Only Second Rate I must admit,

Your parlor tricks are amusing

I bet you've got a bunny

Under your hat!

Now here's your chance

To get the best of me,

Hope your hand is hot!

C'mon, clown,

Let's see what you've got!

You try to slam me

With your hardest stuff

But your double whammy

Isn't up to snuff

I'll set the record straight

You're simply out of date

You're only second rate!

You think your cat's a meanine,

But your tiger's tame

You've got a lot to learn

About the genie game

So for your information,

I'll reiterate

You're only second rate!

Men cower at the power

In my pinky

My thumb is number one

On every list

But if you're not convinced

That I'm invincible,

Put me to the test!

I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!

Go ahead and zap me

With the big surprise

Snap me in a trap,

Cut me down to size

I'll make a big escape

It's just a piece of cake

You're only second rate!

You know, your hocus-pocus

Isn't tough enough

And your mumbo-jumbo

Doesn't measure up

Let me pontificate

Upon your sorry state

You're only second rate!


Granny's gonna grab ya!


And this thing's bigger than the both of us!

So spare me your tremendous scare!

You look horrendous in your underwear!

And I can hardly wait

To discombobulate

I'll send ya back and packing

In a shipping crate

You'll make a better living

With a spinning plate

You're only second rate!
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You're Only Second Rate Jonathan Freeman

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