Technical Foul Lyrics. From Movie "Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights"

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Technical Foul Lyrics

by Adam Sandler. From Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights.

Whitey: if you come in from the street with dirty shoes on your feet,
thatís a Technical Foul if you switch the radio to some loud music show,
thatís a Technical Foul if you don't shut the door after using the 'frigerator,
thatís a Technical Foul a Technical Foul

If you touch the thermostat,
Eleanor: you'll get hit with a bat,
Whitey: cuz thatís a Technical Foul
Eleanor: you'll feel my wrath
Whitey: if your hair clogs the drain,
Eleanor: you'll know the meaning of pain,
Whitey: cuz thatís a Technical Foul
Eleanor: Iíll show you no mercy oh,
Davey: this is such bullshit
Whitey: in this house we say,
"bull spit" or its a Technical Foul a Technical Foul

Let me get this straight you expect me to entire lifestyle in one nice
cuz you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?!
Whitey: you got it bub
well i donít wanna do that
but let me run a few questions by you okay so I donít screw up accidentally

Davey: if I donít spray Lysol after moving a bowel,
Whitey: Thatís a Technical Foul,
Davey: okay, if I wipe my ass with your monogrammed towel,
Whitey: thatís a Technical Foul
Davey: if I make fun of your crazy feeties or give sugar cookies to miss diabetes,
Whitey: thatís not only a Technical Foul, but possibly a homicide
Davey: can I sleep past 3,
Whitey: if you do you'll get a T
Davey: take a whiz in those flowers,
Whitey: ill say hit the showers
Davey: use this horn as a bong,
Whitey: Adios Tommy chong!
Davey: Make some long distance calls,
Eleanor: you'll get a kick in the balls.. Oops!
Davey: can I walk around with my morning erection,
Whitey: if you want an automatic ejection
cuz thats a Technical Foul,
Eleanor: but Iíd like to see it anyway, just kidding

Whitey: There are certain rules which apply in ones life
with your sister, friends or imaginary wife
Davey: I cant believe I haven't killed myself
here with Wigs Magee and the furry elf
sheís neurotic and heís a troll
(Eleanor: They took my wig)
how did I get stuck in this shit hole
(I remember the look in their eyes)
guess ill have to deal with your demands
(Why oh why!)
but please donít touch me with your alien hands
I got no right to prowl but your search is on the town
donít listen to her or its a Technical Foul,
ALL: a Technical Foul, Technical Foul, a Technical Foul,
Technical Foul, Technical Foul

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