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Technical Foul Whitey: if you come in from the street with dirty shoes on your feet,
that’s a Technical Foul if you switch the radio to some loud music show,
that’s a Technical Foul if you don't shut the door after using the 'frigerator,
that’s a Technical Foul a Technical Foul

If you touch the thermostat,
Eleanor: you'll get hit with a bat,
Whitey: cuz that’s a Technical Foul
Eleanor: you'll feel my wrath
Whitey: if your hair clogs the drain,
Eleanor: you'll know the meaning of pain,
Whitey: cuz that’s a Technical Foul
Eleanor: I’ll show you no mercy oh,
Davey: this is such bullsh*t
Whitey: in this house we say,
"bull spit" or its a Technical Foul a Technical Foul

Let me get this straight you expect me to entire lifestyle in one nice
cuz you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?!
Whitey: you got it bub
well i don’t wanna do that
but let me run a few questions by you okay so I don’t screw up accidentally

Davey: if I don’t spray Lysol after moving a bowel,
Whitey: That’s a Technical Foul,
Davey: okay, if I wipe my ass with your monogrammed towel,
Whitey: that’s a Technical Foul
Davey: if I make fun of your crazy feeties or give sugar cookies to miss diabetes,
Whitey: that’s not only a Technical Foul, but possibly a homicide
Davey: can I sleep past 3,
Whitey: if you do you'll get a T
Davey: take a whiz in those flowers,
Whitey: ill say hit the showers
Davey: use this horn as a bong,
Whitey: Adios Tommy chong!
Davey: Make some long distance calls,
Eleanor: you'll get a kick in the balls.. Oops!
Davey: can I walk around with my morning erection,
Whitey: if you want an automatic ejection
cuz thats a Technical Foul,
Eleanor: but I’d like to see it anyway, just kidding

Whitey: There are certain rules which apply in ones life
with your sister, friends or imaginary wife
Davey: I cant believe I haven't killed myself
here with Wigs Magee and the furry elf
she’s neurotic and he’s a troll
(Eleanor: They took my wig)
how did I get stuck in this sh*t hole
(I remember the look in their eyes)
guess ill have to deal with your demands
(Why oh why!)
but please don’t touch me with your alien hands
I got no right to prowl but your search is on the town
don’t listen to her or its a Technical Foul,
ALL: a Technical Foul, Technical Foul, a Technical Foul,
Technical Foul, Technical Foul

[Thanks to s0urskittlez@aol.com for lyrics]
[Thanks to Actressbabe137@aol.com for corrections]
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