, My Friend, The Dictionary Lyrics from "25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee"
, My Friend, The Dictionary Lyrics from "25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee" |
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My Friend, The Dictionary Lyricsby . From 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee My Friend, The Dictionary by MR. PANCH (spoken) Miss Ostrovsky, your word is boanthropy. OLIVE (spoken) Oh, wait. One second. Please ma’am, could you not sit in that seat? OLIVE I saved a chair for my dad In the fourth row on the aisle And it may take him a while But when he gets here That’s his chair ‘Cause my mother’s in an ashram In India I saved a chair for her too But it’s merely symbolic As daily she washes herself in the Ganges And I live in a house Where there’s an oversized dictionary That I read As a girl On the toilet I love my dictionary And I love the indented border Every word’s in alphabetical order Ergo, lost things Always can be found And I wrap my head around The fact that in one book Is the entire language of our species Which is a favorite term of Nicci’s Who’s the great-grandfather of Christina Ricci’s (Laughs) Yes I joke, but the words in the dictionary Are the friends that I’ll have forever More than the friends I have made in school BOY SPELLERS She’s such a lovely girl With a lovely little voice LOGAINNE And I heard that she’s pro-choice Though still a virgin MS. PERETTI And she talks into her hand An often used technique OLIVE What you do not understand Is once I day is then I’ve said it MS. PERETTI And so much to her credit She talks into her hand And turns aside OLIVE So I will not make a mistake And be disqualified (spoken) Boanthropy. B-o-a-n-t-h-r-o-p-y? Boanthropy? MR. PANCH (spoken) That is correct. OLIVE, MS. PERETTI My friend the dictionary Is a very reliable friend OLIVE, MS. PERETTI, GIRLS Doo doo doo doo doo doo Ba da da da da da da [Thanks to bigrab1018@optonline.net for lyrics]
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