Pipe Bomb Guru Lyrics
by Stuart Davis
Pipe Bomb Guru Song Lyrics
Pipe Bomb Guru by Stuart Davis
There's gonna be blood on the White House lawn
Nuts and bolts and dynamite
in a six inch steel tube packed so tight
It's gonna be disguised as a chocolate cake
and sweets will be the President's last mistake
I've been brooding, self-imploding
my leash just snapped,
it feels so good to be unloading
Chorus:
It's not an idle threat, I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna build a pipe bomb,
I'm gonna follow through with
the death threat plans, and a social coup
and you won't laugh when the dead guy is you,
will you Mr. President?
It's gonna come true - pipe bomb guru
I used to be a postman till I took some bad acid
and burned a horse's head on the boss' desk
They put me in a mental ward, five year sentence
Workin' in a bakery I plotted vengeance
I pulled a Betty Crocker on the nation's chief
and this is one desert that's gonna
wreck more than his teeth
I've been fuming - rage is boiling
The tether's broke, man it's great to be uncoiling
Chorus
I'm gonna hit this country's voters where they live
I'm gonna turn the president into a human sieve
Pennsylvania Avenue is really gonna shake
There's an awful lot of bang
in my German Chocolate cake
I'll give history a sucker punch
Then write a book about it and get paid to speak at brunches
Chorus
A personal apocalypse - pipe bomb guru
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