Katy Perry - Dark Horse parody Lyrics

Katy Perry - Dark Horse parody Song Lyrics

["Katy Perry"]
I'm really smart, I know about histories
This work of art is a documentary
John Mayer is a jerk who lied to me
He's not a Mayor of anything

["Katy Perry"]
I am a Witchy Dark Horse
["Sphinx"]
You don't understand metaphors
["Katy Perry"]
Yes I do
It's what happens when you metamorph
I took a course in Wordometry
Baby you could be my locksmith
'Cause having "safe sex" is what I'm all about
But if you ever try to milk me
I'll chew and spit you out just like a mad cow
["Sphinx"]
Nope

["Katy Perry"]
I'll make you quake and cower
["Sphinx"]
Where is she going with this?
["Katy Perry"]
By using my horsepower
["Sphinx"]
Wrong!
F!
["Katy Perry"]
I get condoms from a Trojan Horse
["Sphinx"]
I don't want to explain all the horse expressions to her

["Juicy J"]
I can help with that
A rocking horse that's for a kid
A talking horse that's Mr. Ed
Be careful stretch after exercise
Or you could get a Charley Horse
That cramps up both your thighs
Don't put the cart before the horse
Or you'll do things out of order
When you think it's the same
But it turns out different
That's a horse of another color
A one-horse town has a small population
If you hold your horses in music
That is called a retardation
Miley's already with Nelly
Justin got Jay-Z
And if Gag wasn't with R. Kelly
I'd change horses midstream
You can lead a horse to water
But you can't make him drink
You can lead a horticulture
But you can't make her think

["Katy Perry"]
The rest of you can get the F out
I don't even care what a "meta" is for
I think I should end this song now
I don't want to flog it like a dead horse

["Sphinx"]
Wait! You finally got one right!
A+
My heart of stone's filled with pride
Gold Star!
["Katy Perry"]
I see the light at the end of
The horse?
["Sphinx"]
Yeah, that's close enough