Love You A Different Way Lyrics
by Jon Lajoie
Love You A Different Way Song Lyrics
Love You A Different Way by Jon Lajoie
So I'll light some candles, pour some wine, let's sit down on the rug
But there's something I must tell you, babe, before we take this step
Something about me, girl, that you do not know yet
I have no penis. It was torn off
In a bicycle accident in 1999.
I also lost one testicle so all I have is a weird uni-ball
And a rubber tube between my legs
But babe, I can love you in different ways
I'll make love to you with the rubber tube that I use for urinating
And I'll tape two Popsicle sticks to it to make it easier for penetrating
And having only one ball isn't always a bad thing
It's like a pool ball in a pillowcase, it's like a cherry on a sundae
Because, girl, I have no penis. It was torn off
In a bicycle accident in 1999.
I also lost one testicle so all I have is a weird uni-ball
And a rubber tube between my legs
But, babe, I can love you in different ways.
Just cause I don't have a cock, it doesn't mean I can't rock.
Just cause I don't have a cock, it doesn't mean I can't rock.
Just cause I don't have a cock, it doesn't mean I can't rock.
Ohh yeah.
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